He Has Risen: Easter is a Fantastic Excuse to get Diabetes

He Has Risen: Easter is a Fantastic Excuse to get Diabetes

So, Easter’s not really my jam. I mean I’m cool with hunting eggs because there really isn’t anything cuter than watching your very own progeny run around in the dewy light of an early spring afternoon and look for pastel colored ovoids you’ve hidden about your yard. I am totally fine with consuming unreasonable amounts of ham and hash brown casserole (also, hash brown casserole might be the…

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Books and Boobs: Two great tastes that taste FABULOUS together!

Books and Boobs: Two great tastes that taste FABULOUS together!

Last night at the shop we had a Burlesque show. The show was a fundraising event for the shop and was a fabulous success. A local news outlet came out to film the event (although much of what was shot you could definitely NOT show on network television so I was a little confused about their motivation) and to interview me about the event, the shop and apparently try to get to the crux of why I…

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It’s Been WAAAAY Too Long

It’s Been WAAAAY Too Long

I am all moved, deeply sore, a little sick and not remotely close to unpacked. Living out of boxes and not knowing where my bras or my glass measuring cups are aside, everything appears that it might be settling down into a new routine. The important part is that the new routine contains about 90% less driving and I am back in the city limits of my beloved Seattle.

A mutual friend once referred…

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Crying in Front of Strangers Because I am One Classy Bitch!

Crying in Front of Strangers Because I am One Classy Bitch!

Yes, I realize I have not posted in like two weeks…has it been two or one? I am losing time. Bo is potty training and while I cannot claim to be the primary sufferer in that scenario (it is surely Zach) it can be…enervating. I have pretty much been avoiding talking about our adventures in potty training. Not because it hasn’t been fraught with excitement but mostly because I am deeply ashamed…

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