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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

We are SOOOOO Going to be Millionaires!

We are SOOOOO Going to be Millionaires!

So my friend Kat is a diehard Kindle user but somehow we are making it work. She is always telling me about all the weird, raunchy, porn titles she finds as she scrolling along looking for freebies. Apparently there is an entire cottage industry built on the back of Kindle porn. And Kindle porn is fucking weird…so Kat and I decided it would be a really good idea to write some because…tequila!…

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As Promised, the Worst Fucking West Coast Road Trip EVER

As Promised, the Worst Fucking West Coast Road Trip EVER

In the interest of remaining sane in trying times I am going to post…this is totally not a real post. This is just filler. I am writing but most of it (at least for now) is too personal to publish. So I decided to go back through my old posts for some inspiration and somewhere along the way I promised you guys that I would tell the story of the worst fucking west coast road trip EVER. So that’s…

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Names Have Been Changed Back Because Who Gives A Fuck

Names Have Been Changed Back Because Who Gives A Fuck

I got some sad news today. One of my favorite Renton characters about whom I wrote a post a really long time ago has passed. Renton will be a little less quirky and probably a little less drunk without Daniel. In Daniel’s honor I am going to repost my original blog that I wrote about him. In the original I changed his name in order to respect his privacy but now he’s dead and I don’t think he…

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awesomepeoplereading

awesomepeoplereading:

Everybody here reads, except Pan, who is illiterate (part of the whole never growing up thing - though Barrie, in the original, points out that Pan is the only boy on the island who can neither write nor spell, so the Lost Boys can apparently read), and Stitch, an ELL student of sorts at the very very beginning of his reading career.

biggarebear420:

The last one kills me.

ARB for Ariel!

Just Another Day in Hand Job Paradise…or as we call it, Renton

Just Another Day in Hand Job Paradise…or as we call it, Renton

Bo is with me at the shop today and pretty much being awesome as usual. So this guy comes in, well-dressed (enough), probably in his fifties and starts asking if I have a books about clocks. I search through the Antiques and Collectibles section and come up empty handed. I explain to him that it’s just one of those things that never really comes in. We start chatting about Renton, what it’s…

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bitcheswithbooks
tattoolit:

When I decided to get a literary tattoo, I went looking through my bookshelves to find A SINGLE favourite. I couldn’t do it. This tree includes quotes from “The Name of the Wind” by Patrick Rothfuss, “The Night Circus” by Erin Morgenstern, “Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austin, “Oh the Places you’ll go” by Dr. Seuss, “Ella Enchanted” by Gail Carson Levine, “A wind in the Door” by Madeline L’Engle, “Romeo and Juliet”, William Shakespeare, “The Time Traveller’s Wife” by Audrey Niffenegger, “Kushiel’s Dart” by Jacqueline Carey, “The Big Orange Splot” by Daniel Manus Pinkwater, “Gone with the Wind” by Margaret Mitchell and “Horton Hears a Who” by Dr. Seuss. Done by Eric Brunning  at Lotus Land Tattoo Shop in Vancouver, BC.

Because there is no way to pick just one favorite book…no fucking way!

tattoolit:

When I decided to get a literary tattoo, I went looking through my bookshelves to find A SINGLE favourite. I couldn’t do it. This tree includes quotes from “The Name of the Wind” by Patrick Rothfuss, “The Night Circus” by Erin Morgenstern, “Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austin, “Oh the Places you’ll go” by Dr. Seuss, “Ella Enchanted” by Gail Carson Levine, “A wind in the Door” by Madeline L’Engle, “Romeo and Juliet”, William Shakespeare, “The Time Traveller’s Wife” by Audrey Niffenegger, “Kushiel’s Dart” by Jacqueline Carey, “The Big Orange Splot” by Daniel Manus Pinkwater, “Gone with the Wind” by Margaret Mitchell and “Horton Hears a Who” by Dr. Seuss. Done by Eric Brunning  at Lotus Land Tattoo Shop in Vancouver, BC.

Because there is no way to pick just one favorite book…no fucking way!

There is DEFINITELY Someone’s Soul Trapped in my Ceiling

There is DEFINITELY Someone’s Soul Trapped in my Ceiling

So in April Zach and Bo and I moved into an “adorable” little triplex in Beacon Hill. “Adorable” is in quotes because I think it is fair to say that the honeymoon is so fucking over! While I love our neighborhood and I love being back in Seattle and I really love not living in my parents’ basement the actual house has warts. Metaphorical warts, not real ones because…ew. I am not even sure how a…

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